Chat Up Lines

June 8, 2008

I thought it was time to start a blog for my chat up lines site.

Some of my favourite chat up lines are:

  1. Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
  2. I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
  3. Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.